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14 September WhoopsydaisiesHey party people!
This week has been fantastic. Surreal, but nice! "I love that movie a worrying amout." The highlight was undoubtedly the day out to Rudyard Lake with Chola and Strudey. "Rudyard Kipling: doesn't he make cakes?" Hehe, I actually used to think exactly the same thing, so I can't have too big a chuckle. And we went on the little steam train, which I remember being A LOT bigger! But it was a really fun day out. As soon as I can drive...
While I'm on the subject of driving, I went around some stupid roundabouts yesterday! It was so much more difficult than I thought it would be. There are so many things to think about. I was on a downslope as well so I had to "control my initial speed with my brake" and I muffed up the steering totally when I turned my indicators on. I spewed off to the left almost onto the pavement. Stupid roundabouts. And Penny's making me do three point turns next lesson, which sounds a bit scary as well. I've haven't been in reverse yet. And oh yeah, when I'd pulled up so Penny could talk to me, a CRAZY dog flopped out in front of the car and WOULD NOT move. I think it may actually have been dying :( but it was being very inconsiderate if blocking me was to be its last action.
My parents have been in the Lake District for three days, so I've had the house to myself. I have of course done the mandatory performance of Baby Got Back in my boxer shorts! I kinda wish I'd recorded it. It could have earned me loads of money and got me into the next Big Brother. Then again... Also, since I've been on my own, I have not stopped eating. I seriously think I've put on about half a stone this week, which is undoubtedly a good thing. I've also watched my entire DVD collection, including Interview With The Vampire with "Isn't this a 12?"- Strudey. And this is where I really embarrass him! However fantastic he is, he seems to have real problems opening things, such as sandwich packets; and microwaves; and my front door; and my front gate! Bless him.
But my Mum and Dad are coming back soon so I must tidy up, and do all the things they asked me to do days ago!
Muchas love to you all! 05 September Contains bloody violenceThis blogging lark is becoming much more frequent. I'm training my brain to work again after two months of doing absolutely nothing! You can tell with the crap that I've been writing lately. If you read some of my older blogs you'll see that I can actually write properly :p I need a god damn job! I'm that desperate I've applied to do volunteer work with the rangers in Macclesfied Forest, which should actually be quite fun and will look extremely good on my CV, but there's still the problem of my serious lack of legal tender. My mum suggested that I worked at Sainsbury's to get her 20% off her shopping. Though this appeared to be quite a selfish proposal on her part, she sweetened the deal by saying that if I got her that discount then I wouldn't have to pay board, which sounds quite a good deal. But I'd still rather look for something more inspirational than being a checkout guy.
Yesterday was a seriously cool, considering I went out on a 60's style day trip to Llandudno for my Mum's Birthday. As soon as I can drive I'm taking people for a day out at the seaside! It should should be getting sunny again by then as well! We might even be able to go in the sea :D but the water did look disturbingly brown yesterday :s so it may not be advisable. But that would be a good little day out, I'll suggest my proposal to a member of the commitee! Useless fools they were :p
But yesterday's greatest revelation came when Kirsty phoned me when I was about to go into a mine, with a bright orange crash hat on, looking like a member of the village people! Basically, it turns out that she had no accomodation at Chester so she had decided not to go this year. So she's joined the mass of people taking a gap year, which in my opinion is definately the right way to go! But the upshot of this is that virtually all my friends are staying in Macc this year which is fantastic :D there is the slight problem everyone seems to be flatly refusing to see me lately :( which is only mildly depressing. I really don't get women :p How can you get on with someone so well one day and then refuse to go out again? :s And it's not like I'm trying to 'go out' with them either. They're my best friends and have been for years, and it's kind of upsetting that they don't seem to be making any attempts to stay in touch :'(
And on that cheery note, my tea's ready. Mmmm fish pie :D
I love you all; you're beautiful! x x
03 September You win again gravityHmmm, was Lee threatening to kill me in his comment?
Creepy guy.
Anyway, I'm going to the seaside tomorrow :D which is mildly exciting. It's gonna piss down all day, but it'll be fun in its own little way. I want to invite people but I'm guessing it would be extremely rude to invite friends to your Mum's Birthday outing. So if you're free tomorrow... :p
What elese has happened? Well, my cousins came round. And my little cousin is depressingly bigger than me :( and my big cousin is considerably bigger than me! No wonder his mates call him 'Steroids!' And he has cool hair, like mine only straighter. Grr on him; well actually grr on my frizzy locks!
I have a strange craving for mint choc-chip icecream :s
Hehe, my Dad was hilarious this afternoon. He was watching Star Wars epsiode something. The one with the "No Luke, I am your father." line. And he was doing every sound effect. "Bvvvvvvvvmmm" "Peow peow peoow" etc. And disturbingly he did a perfect impression of Chewbacca, or however the hell you spell that.
And now I'm off to watch Corpse Bride.
Fair fortune be yours x 02 September Beauty queen of only 18I feel a blog is called for. Only I can't actually remember much that's happened lately.
I feel bullet points coming on.
I knew there were bullet points coming!
Time for an ambiguous insult: You're a cock! Hmm who am I talking about? *casts shrouds of confusion over my allegecies* Should I give initials? Hehe, how childish we are :p
"Sorry I can't talk; I'm undercover."
I remembered quite a bit once I got going! And a final thought: SHE IS NOT A BE-ATCH! (and you well know it) |
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