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28 September There are nine million bicycles in BeijingAnd you know I will love you 'till I die. I'm completely in love with Katie Melua.
I actually feel quite ashamed of my gender. Especially lorry/van/scooter drivers. Damn their unbelievable pervertion! It's enough to make anyone read Pride and Prejudice!
Speaking of good-for-nothing-except-a-toilet-plunger perverts, has anyone got any respect left for Ollie? I can't wait to tell Fisher. Muahahahahahaha!
This week I've dropped the forth different subject this year! First it was chemistry, then english, then general studies, now I've finally got it right and dropped maths (I'm sowwy Chole).
There are six billion people in the world
More or less And it makes me feel quite small But you're the one I love the most of all *sigh* 21 September To rebel, (director's cut)You stole an hour of my life and I want it back. Actually don't bother; I'd only waste it.
General studies is wank. Prescribed bullshit morality for reprobates. If you've seen Donnie Darko, you should understand what comparison I'm going to make. If you haven't seen it then there's no point in me explaining. So there is in fact no need for me to say anything more on this subject.
Today was very odd. A friend, who shall remain nameless, told me that, all his problems arrose because he didn't listen to anyone's advise and just went off and did his own thing. Well, to start afresh, he ignored my advise of honesty and is about to fuck himself in the ass by trying to lie his way out.
And why must my friends argue? How the hell am I supposed to talk to either of them? Anything that I say would feel like a betrayal of the other party. Oche. But that last paragraph was so bitchy! I'm such a fucking hypocrite! But at least I'm an honest hypocrite! I think that might have to be an MSN name.
And why the fuck am I singing Usher?!
On a lighter note, I have flapjack, and my phone just buzzed.
See y'all 18 September Drinking gamesSunday morning rain is falling. My stomach has decided to mount a rebellion from within over the way I've treated my head. Quite a good partay last night. I'm quite glad i didn't have to play spoons though in retrospect. For those of you who aren't familiar with the game so originally named "spoons," I shall give a brief hexplanation. Two people crawl around on their hands and knees hitting eachother on the head with a metal spoon held in their mouth until the loser gives up. Even without this amusing display of machoness/drunkenness/very drunkenness, I have a huge headache which no amount of "plink-plink-fizz-fizz" will remove. I wonder if trepheny would ease the pain. Doubtfull. I think I'll go get some more coffee. Later dudes 14 September Henbury OddityThis week has been strange. I keep getting the days wrong. Today, (Wednesday) I thought it was Monday, Friday and Sunday. I have admitted to being in love with a dancing monkey. I have escaped torture from Blinders for not doing the homework properly, though he will catch me out I'm sure. I went to a funeral where me and my Dad were the only people under the age of 50; and he's 49! My personal statement is wank. That really needs to be good. And judging by the state of this entry, my writing skills have disintergrated. Maybe I should drop English. Sorry for this atrocity and for the inconvenience I have caused you in reading this. Does that even make sense? BYE! |
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